DR. SUBLIME & mR. rIDicuLOus V090116

1. No capital gains tax for Paulson? Now I get why Goldman guys have worn out a path to DC.
2. The Mayors of the Ravens and Steelers could form a band: Crooks & Dumb.
3. Surprise surprise. Mankind hasn’t perfected the game of playing God.
4. You're wife is so fat, she belongs in a zoo [to get a MRI].
5. This is the reason why Mattingly is back in baseball.
6. Hat’s off to Rickey Henderson’s HOF election. Not corporate, not Rodman, but one-of-a-kind. Loved the neon-colored Mizuno padded batting gloves he popularized when I was a kid.
7. Articles about Russia are always like reading an abridged Dostoevsky novel. BTW The Brothers Karamazov is absolutely worth the investment.
8. Road kill is a legal dining options in more states than you would think. Broiled raccoon, anybody?
9. … or squirrel for the Brits. They can't get enough of those furry little guys.
10. Think outside the bun: Unintended consequences of internet dating.
11. A Whopper sacrifice?!! Facebook is baffled.
12. Then there's the Whopper Virgins [SNL spoof below]. Crispin Porter + Bogusky is brilliant. 
13. Hyundai is on a roll. Genesis won North American Car of the Year.
14. Battlestar Galactica is back tonight. Hello Grace Park.